The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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