I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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