i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
smell my finger.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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