I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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