Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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