Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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