That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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