We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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