If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
