Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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