Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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