i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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