Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Just invented taco cereal.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize