Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Can you bring me the toilet please
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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