We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
