Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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