If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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