You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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