Having a random hookup so left but love u
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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