Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
dude. I can hear the air.
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