nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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