Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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