He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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