Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i came on her dog
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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