tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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