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• (954): View more from Florida

  woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life

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• (727): View more from Florida

  But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.

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