Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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