Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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