So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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