I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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