North Korea, Best Korea!
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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