So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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