This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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