grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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