It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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