I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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