Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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