I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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