She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize