you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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