So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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