operation harelip BJ is a go
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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