I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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