The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Randomize
