If i come over, it means nothing
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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