is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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