My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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