we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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