brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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