I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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