I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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