And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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