dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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