I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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